announced ::: DBSY assign gave up!! =p
spent almost 3hrs doing e same old thing, no improvement...
so gif up lor... von n mahmah aso...

nw adays dunno y ppl board bus wanna push...
alight aso wanna push...
even on e bus aso wan push...

-some definitionss-
School : a place where Papa pays n Son plays.

Life Insurance : a contract dat kips u Poor all ur life so dat u can die Rich.

Nurse : a person who wakes u up to gif u slping pills.

Marriage : it's an agreeement in which a Man loses his bachelor degree n a Woman gains her masters.

Divorce : future tense of Marriage.

Lecture : an art of transferring info frm e notes of e Lecturer to e Students w/o passing thru 'e minds of either'

Compromise : e art of dividing a cake in such way dat Everybody believes he gt e biggest piece.

Dictionary : a place where Success comes b4 Work.

Conference Room : a place where Everybody toks, Nobody listens n Everybody disagrees ltr on.

Criminal : a Guy no diff frm e Rest... xcept dat he gt Caught.

Boss : Some1 who is Early when u r Late n Late when u r Early.

Doctor : a person who Killis ur ills by Pills, n Kills u by Bills.

Smile : a Curve dat can set a lot of things str8.

Office : a place where u can relax aft ur Strenuous hm life.

Yawn : e onliz time some Married men eva get to open their mouth.

Etc. : a sign to make others believe dat u noe more den u actually do.

Experience : e Name men gif to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : an invention to end all inventions.